Theo Von, known for his stand-up comedy and hosting the podcast ‘This Past Weekend,’ has not announced any engagement, keeping fans intrigued about his personal life. He remains unmarried and maintains a private stance on his relationships. Currently, Theo appears to be single or, if dating, he’s keeping his partner away from public scrutiny. His social media presence is predominantly career-oriented, offering no clues about a romantic involvement.
In March 2018, during an episode of his podcast, Theo described his ideal partner:
“I like a hard-working woman… I need a teammate, a partner in crime… I like a woman that knows that life is hard work… I think that has some semblance of idea or thoughts of there being some sort of a higher power.” – Via YouTube
He also made it clear that appearance isn’t his primary concern:
“I like a girl… I don’t mind a pigtail… I don’t mind two pigtails… I don’t mind a little bit of braids.” – Via YouTube
Theo emphasized the importance of building a family with someone who could be both a mother and, if she chooses, a working wife. Despite these preferences, he has not publicly entered into a relationship that matches this description.
Past Relationships: Theo Von’s most notable relationship was with Brandi Glanville, a reality TV star known from “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” and “The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip.” Their romance came to light in 2016 after meeting through Theo’s podcast. Brandi described him as:
“He’s cool, he’s super inappropriate and super opinionated. I’m sure at some point I’ll be suing him for defamation of character, but he’s cool.” – Via Amomama
They were seen together at events, and their social media interactions suggested a strong connection, but their relationship ended without fanfare. In 2024, they collaborated again for a podcast episode, showcasing their humor and past experiences.
Before Glanville, Theo was rumored to have dated Coral Smith from MTV’s “The Challenge” in 2001 and Sarah Greyson in 2003. On The Podcast Owl in July 2023, he discussed his varied dating history, including casual and serious relationships. He also shared a story about a childhood crush named Katie, whom he fondly remembered despite others’ comments about her appearance:
“Man, I remember I had a big crush on this girl Katie… I just called her just Katie… I was in love with her… and I wrote Katie on my pillow… I hoped that somehow she just knew how much I just cared about her.” – Via YouTube
Despite these experiences, Theo has expressed that commitment is challenging for him, yet he looks forward to finding the right person to eventually get engaged to and marry.